Secret to a Better Marriage

Just when I was beginning to wonder what to put on my birthday list, they went and created the perfect gift. I think I'll add this to my go-to pile of surefire wedding gifts! :) They call it the Official Better Marriage Blanket and they say that it's an as seen on TV special, but I must not be watching TV at the right times because I haven't seen it before. It "Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence". How's that for a selling point?!

Here's my favorite marketing line from their web site:
•Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons


Ha! I love it! I wonder if they provide one to every solider when they give him an MRE with beans in it, too?

{courtesy of Apartment Therapy}